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Middle Finger Beach Towel

This rude Middle Finger beach towels by Squeaky Chimp turn a day at the beach into a fiesta. These beach blankets are made of a super-soft microfiber material to ensure extra bright and vivid colors. They’re great for the beach or as an outdoor throw blanket.

  • 100% polyester microfiber velour construction
  • Size: 30”x60”
  • Light, soft velour material
  • Made in the USA

This funny and rude hooded sweatshirt is ultra comfortable, soft, smooth and stylish. Perfect for cooler evenings.

  • 8.0 oz. fabric weight
  • 50/50 cotton/polyester
  • Reduced pilling and softer air-jet spun yarn
  • Double-lined hood with matching drawcord (adult style only)
  • 1×1 athletic rib knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
  • Double-needle stitching throughout
  • Front pouch pocket
USA SizesSMLXL2XL3XL4XL5XL
Length (inches)2627282930313233
Width (inches)2022242628303234
Metric SizesSMLXL2XL3XL4XL5XL
Length (cm)6669717476798184
Width (cm)5156616671768186

This sweatshirt will last for years. It is very comfortable and cosy for winter. Good quality material that needs no ironing.

  • 8.0 oz. fabric weight
  • 50/50 cotton/polyester
  • Reduced pilling and softer air-jet spun yarn
  • 1×1 athletic rib knit collar, cuffs and waistband, with spandex
  • Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs and waistband
  • Quarter-Turned To Eliminate Centre Crease
USA SizesSMLXL2XL3XL4XL5XL
Length (inches)2627282930313233
Width (inches)2022242628303234
Metric SizesSMLXL2XL3XL4XL5XL
Length (cm)6669717476798184
Width (cm)5156616671768186

This rude and funny baseball tee is a classic piece made from 100% USA ring-spun cotton.

  • 4.5 oz., 30/1 fine knit jersey
  • 100% ring-spun USA cotton
  • ¾ sleeves
  • Reactive-dyed for longer-lasting color
  • Prewashed to minimize shrinkage
  • Contrast raglan sleeve
  • Tear away label
  • This is a unisex size so women should order one size smaller
USA SizesXSSMLXL2XL
Width (inches)15 1/217 1/219 1/221 1/223 1/225 1/2
Length (inches)282930313233
XSSMLXL2XL
Width (cm)394450556065
Length (cm)717476798184

This form-fitting, lightweight custom case provides full protective coverage to your iPhone 6/6s Plus while still keeping your device ultra sleek and stylish.

The super light case provides complete protection for your iPhone 6 / 6s plus without thereby add or subtract volume elegance to your device.

  • Made of a thin, light polycarbonate plastic with a smooth, matte finish
  • Solid, one-piece construction
  • Snaps on and off with ease
  • Precisely aligned cuts and holes that match phone’s functions

This ladies deep vneck soft wash t-shirt is soft and comfortable as well as super sexy.

  • Fabric laundered for reduced shrinkage
  • 100% combed cotton jersey
  • Fabric weight: 3.7 oz
  • 1×1 baby rib set-in collar
SMLXL
Length (inches)26 ½2727 ½28
Width (inches)15161718 ½

This funny & rude middle finger premium fitted short sleeve tshirt is perfect for any man with a sense of humor. This is a classic tee made of 100% combed ring-spun cotton.

  • 100% combed ring-spun cotton
  • Fabric laundered, 4.3 oz.
  • 32 singles thread weight
  • Set-in 1×1 baby rib collar
  • Tear away label
XSSMLXL2XL3XL
Body Length (inches)27282930313233
Body Width (inches)17 1/21920 1/222242628
XSSMLXL2XL3XL
Body Length (cm)69717476798184
Body Width (cm)44485256616671