Big Cock – Unisex Hoodie

Big Cock Rude Hoodie

This hooded super rude funny sweatshirt is ultra comfortable, soft, smooth and stylish. Perfect for cooler evenings.

  • 8.0 oz. fabric weight
  • 50/50 cotton/polyester
  • Reduced pilling and softer air-jet spun yarn
  • Double-lined hood with matching drawcord (adult style only)
  • 1×1 athletic rib knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
  • Double-needle stitching throughout
  • Front pouch pocket
USA Sizes S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Length (inches) 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33
Width (inches) 20 22 24 26 28 30 32 34
Metric Sizes S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Length (cm) 66 69 71 74 76 79 81 84
Width (cm) 51 56 61 66 71 76 81 86

Big Cock – Unisex Sweatshirt

Big Cock Rude Sweatshirt American Apparel

This rude sweatshirt will last for years. It’s super comfortable and cosy for winter. Good quality material that needs no ironing.

  • 8.0 oz. fabric weight
  • 50/50 cotton/polyester
  • Reduced pilling and softer air-jet spun yarn
  • 1×1 athletic rib knit collar, cuffs and waistband, with spandex
  • Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs and waistband
  • Quarter-Turned To Eliminate Centre Crease
USA Sizes S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Length (inches) 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33
Width (inches) 20 22 24 26 28 30 32 34
Metric Sizes S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Length (cm) 66 69 71 74 76 79 81 84
Width (cm) 51 56 61 66 71 76 81 86

Big Cock – Short Sleeve Onesie

funny Rude baby onesie

This hilarious onesie is designed for maximum comfort. This comfortable baby onesie is made of 100% combed ring-spun cotton. The lap shoulders ensure that the bodysuit can be easily put on and taken off, making for easy changing.

  • 5.0 oz., 100% combed ringspun cotton in a 1×1 baby rib
  • White is sewn with 100% cotton thread
  • Reinforced three-snap closure on binding
  • Lap shoulders for easy changing
  • Made in the USA
USA Sizes Newborn 6M 12M 18M 24M
Body Length (inches) 11 1/2 12 1/2 13 1/2 14 1/2 15 1/2
Body Width (inches) 7 1/4 8 3/4 9 3/4 10 3/4 11 3/4
Metric sizes Newborn 6M 12M 18M 24M
Body Length (cm) 29 32 34 37 39
Body Width (cm) 18 22 25 27 30

Big Cock – Unisex Tank Top

This rude tank top boasts a nice drape, which is ideal for layering or dealing with the summer heat. This Big Cock Rude tshirt / tank is extremely smooth and soft, and has reinforced smooth arm and head holes. The t-shirt is made out of 100% cotton jersey.

  • 100% jersey knit
  • 6 oz. fabric weight
  • Pre-shrunk
  • Classic fit
  • Banded neck and arm holes
  • Double needle bottom hem
USA Sizes (inches) S M L XL 2XL
Length 28 29 30 31 32
Width 18 20 22 24 26
Metric Sizes (CM) S M L XL 2XL
Length 71 74 76 79 81
Width 46 51 56 61 66

Big Cock – Unisex Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Big Cock Rude Tshirt - Long Sleeve Tee

This funny long-sleeve rude tee has ribbed cuffs for a snug fit, while the shirt is classic-fit.

  • 100% jersey knit
  • Fabric weight 6.0 oz.
  • Pre-shrunk
  • Classic fit
  • Double-needle ⅞” collar
  • Taped neck and shoulders
  • Long sleeve, rib cuffs
  • Quarter-turned to eliminate center crease
USA Sizes S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Length (inches) 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35
Width (inches) 18 20 22 24 26 28 30 32
Metric Sizes S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Length (cm) 71 74 76 79 81 84 86 89
Width (cm) 46 51 56 61 66 71 76 81

Big Cock T-shirt – Men’s Short Sleeve

Big Cock Tshirt - Rude Tshirts for Men by Squeaky Chimp

This funny & rude fitted short sleeve tshirt will fit in every man`s wardrobe. This is a classic tee made of 100% combed ring-spun cotton.

  • 100% combed ring-spun cotton
  • Fabric laundered, 4.3 oz.
  • 32 singles thread weight
  • Set-in 1×1 baby rib collar
  • Tear away label
XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Body Length (inches) 27 28 29 30 31 32 33
Body Width (inches) 17 1/2 19 20 1/2 22 24 26 28
XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Body Length (cm) 69 71 74 76 79 81 84
Body Width (cm) 44 48 52 56 61 66 71
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